Sykes like Wanda and John in a tree, k*ssing.

Technological Teetotaling Leaves Me Little

I was little to begin with when I began, but littler still now when compared to my compatriots, many if not all of whom have run on like this run on to reach heights higher than any I've achieved. The tools available do me more trouble than they do me double and so I dwindle and dawdle with no chance of upgrades or enhancements. And so, flatter and grayer than cold coal soda water left overnight in a motel on the Interstate of Information, I hereby declaim my decision to end this with a never-bettered beginning.